Get With the Program, Columbia.
The other day I was in Magazine class and we were all talking about how we need to work out more. Summer is coming up, and we were all freaking out about having those summer abs we know we won’t commit to obtaining.
In the midst of this conversation, it was somehow brought up that UIC (University of Illinois at Chicago) has a….drum roll please…LAZY RIVER. That’s right. a LAZY RIVER. Not only an olympic sized pool that’s big enough for 50 people to leisurely swim about, but a lazy river to float in after you’ve worked yourself out to the bone, or had a tough day of classes.
I, however, would use it just because I feel like being exactly what it promotes: lazy.
So, Columbia College Chicago whom I love so much, please make our gargantuan tuition a little more worth it. Add a lazy river to that tiny work out room you built last year. I need something to do while I wait for one of the 3 ellipticals to become available.
About me
I'm 22 years old and I'm an aspiring writer. Some of my favorite reading materials include Cosmopolitan, Venus Magazine, and anything Brett Easton Ellis.If I don't make it as a writer, that's okay. My fall back plan is to become Britney's manager and bff.
I like food. A lot. Especially burritos. My favorite thing to do with food is photograph it...after eating it of course.
Some of my favorite past times include reading, playing soccer, hanging out with Boomer (my cat), indulging in enough pop corn to make me sick while watching any season of Futurama, and dominating at Mario Kart 64.
I write short stories, fiction and non fiction, and some articles too.
